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I'm so old I can remember when you could put your birthday cards on top of the television.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) February 10, 2019

I have found a pub that doesn't show sport it just shows live streams of puppies but it's different live streams on different TVs and this is the best pub ever pic.twitter.com/wNdbowg5Yp

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) February 10, 2019

Theresa May wants “more time” to strike a Brexit deal. She must be furious with the person who invoked Article 50 and started the countdown without a plan…

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 10, 2019

I know nothing about this but if this isn’t a world record time I wanna know what is https://t.co/bSKp1BasR5

— Jamie Bartlett (@JamieJBartlett) February 10, 2019

My best friend's dad made a template of toast to take to Currys because he was sick of toasters not being deep enough. It's labelled and everything! Wish I'd done that. ❤️😄 pic.twitter.com/f5GTyK7mYx

— Sumudu (@sumudutweets) February 11, 2019

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be amazed by the incredible product design magic show.https://t.co/VyDfiJzgOE

— James Melville 🚜 (@JamesMelville) February 11, 2019

Matt cartoon, February 14th pic.twitter.com/iThYMKItyi

— Matt Cartoons (@MattCartoonist) February 13, 2019

Roses are red
Cats are courageous
It’s increasingly obvious that
Brexit is fiscally disadvantageous…#ValentinesDay⁠

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 14, 2019

Of the estimated 63,000 Google searches made every second, 15% have never been searched for before.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) February 15, 2019

"We need to appeal to young voters. What shall we do?"
"Tell them they're all stupid?"
"Genius"
"Tell them we don't give a shit about their concerns?"
"Brilliant"
"Destroy their futures?"
"AMAZING. The youth vote shall be OURS"

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) February 16, 2019

Right-wing priorities:

BAD THING
Kids missing a few hours of school

NOT A BAD THING
Heating up of the planet leading to global catastrophe and possible human extinction.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) February 16, 2019

'You don't get over grief, you just learn to have it as part of your life.'

This analogy of how we deal with bereavement is spot on.
BBC Stories: Like Minds on BBC iPlayer: https://t.co/pCSJFTACCK pic.twitter.com/dmdQhW9kVM

— BBC iPlayer (@BBCiPlayer) April 22, 2018

Retailing: a thread

— carpet (@WHS_Carpet) February 16, 2019